The curious collection of eccentric ramblings and declarations of a demented and erratic denizen of the third ball of crust and water from a star located on the edge of the Milky Way galaxy.
Sunday, April 10, 2011
Natures Candy
I love mangoes, in fact, I love all fruit.
I love any fruit that feels like your biting air, but you get that intensely satisfying burst of Godlike flavor in your mouth that makes your taste buds scream out in pure ecstasy.
That delectable knowledge of knowing that you are enjoying one of natures many gifts to us is a beautiful experience that should be shared by all.
Fruit is the Sun and I am Earth, revolving around it’s immense glory that is taste.
Except cantelope. Fuck cantelope.
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youre the worst blogger ever
ReplyDeletethe last one was hampoly. i loled. wtf is a hampoly????
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry I suck at blogging, I'm not as awesome as you are. A hampoly, I believe, is a breed of pig that has a monopoly on grits.
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