Chest tattoo of the Gods

I'm getting my chest tattooed on Wednesday. It's Poseidon fighting a narwhal.

This be it. Marvel at its magnificence. My comrade Scott created this beautiful work of art for me. Now, it will be a part of my body forever.

In a perfect world...

Cigarettes make your breath taste like awesome and and give off a scent that attracts the opposite sex. Or the same sex, because the tobacco companies developed a formula that detects your sexual preference. Except pedophilia, because there are no pedophiles. No necrophiliacs either because no one dies. They just move to Mars to prevent overpopulation. Mars was colonized. Martians live there. They poop gold. Not that gold has any value because everyone has everything they need, it just looks nice.

Lack of a better name...

... Is a Deadmau5 song. I ventured to the library today to read The World According to Garp. It's an odd book. I love it. Bitch named Jenny has sex with a dude named Technical Sergeant Garp who got stupid cause shrapnel done pierced his skull sponge.

This is me being sexy.

This is me being me.

I have people over right now. That is all. Good night.

Midnight Meat Run

Last night me and a few homies played nut-ball. The rules are simple.


1. Sit on ground

2. Spread legs out

3. First person attempts to land a ball onto the the testicles of opponent

4. Opponent retaliates

5. Landing a hit scores a point

6. First person with 3 points is declared the victor


I lost...


After a riveting game of testicular abuse, I went to Taco Bell at midnight with people and ate tacos. It was awesome.

Allow me to introduce myself...

Greetings, fellow explorers of the internets. I have never posted a blog before, so I would like to start off by stating that I have never posted a blog before. I'd like to talk about myself a little bit. I am currently attending the fancy learnin' school called Kutztown University. I'm a freshmen, which is appropriate because I so fresh, homie. I enjoy nature. By nature, I mean looking at pictures of nature on the computer machine. Video games and anime are one of my pastimes, but only to make people think I'm a nerd. That way they're pleasantly suprised when they discover how cool I am. I am an extremely attractive Latino male who was born and raised in Guatemala. I have long black hair that glistens in the sun and ripples like an ocean of pure sex-appeal. Both of my nipples are pierced, which is sexy as hell. I am an atheist and love to read/watch debates and just think it's a really interesting subject, I may or may not make posts on various topics relating to that God fella. This is a picture of my pet "Fish". Toothless fish are the only pets allowed on campus, so that's what I bought.

By the way, everything I said about my physical appearance was a lie... Except the nipple piercings. They're totally hot.

That is all for today. Please come again.